BEEEEEEEEEP

Brent had an interesting experience today. Let's just say that we hope he's still taken seriously as an attorney after this. Here is our phone conversation.

Brent: So, I had to go to Bankrupcy court today.

Me: Um Humm.

Brent: Yeah, I got stopped at security.

Me: Yeah, why? Your belt??? (He ALWAYS gets stopped because of the belt).

Brent: No. I emptied all of my pockets. I asked the security guard about the belt, and he said, "It will be OK". I went through the metal detector, and "Beeeeeep".

Me: OK.

Brent: I looked through all of my pockets again. I took off the belt. I went through security. "Beeeeeep". At this point, I'm starting to hold up traffic at the metal detector. People are getting restless.

Me: So what was it?

Brent: One of Jackson's matchbox cars. When I pulled it out, everyone started laughing.

Now that probably isn't going to impress the client.